Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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