no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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