On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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