Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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