is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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