she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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