Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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