I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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