Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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