You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Two words: nipple clamps
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