i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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