Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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