come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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