plz talk dirty to me
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
