I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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