his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
that's an acceptable place to lick
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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