She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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