I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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