Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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