they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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