Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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