My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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