She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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