Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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