Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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