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(803): View more from South Carolina

already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?

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(443): View more from Maryland

you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.

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(516): View more from New York

Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...

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(408): View more from California

You make shower sex sound like waterboarding

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(740): View more from Ohio

he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.

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(585): View more from New York

eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...

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(512): View more from Texas

Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever

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