Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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