doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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