why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Randomize
