just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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