I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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