Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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