What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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