He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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