Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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