was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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