And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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