Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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