Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I think i peed on brittanys purse
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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