I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
home. puking in laundry basket.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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