Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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