I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
