No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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