they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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