I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
now i know why i became what i already was.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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