My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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