He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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