so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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