ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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