the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm really busy with my period
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