i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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