we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
