i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
