how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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