just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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