Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Will exercising make me less horny?
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