They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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